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Means "move down a bit so I can sit". Often used between friends and family while requesting for a space to sit.
"Hey, shove a bum I need to sit"
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A young male who is often seen limping the morning after
That bum boy took a big one last night
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one who works for low pay in exchange for benefits for example free skipasses or the coveted multi area season's pass as well as good deals on gear. as always the best things in life are free. this type usually supports itself in the off season by planting trees or other things sometimes in the bathroom/attic. occasionally these people will engage in activities to simulate skiing ie dragiing your buddy behind an f350 down a dirt road on 206 dynamic skis and a water ski rope
bill w. is such a ski bum he is a 32 year old ski tuner/"farmer" whose life consists of only two things skiing and waiting to go skiing.
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Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about
I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic
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a rapid and violent excretion as as a result of drinking in excess .
often described as a hangover shit : picture your bum throwing up .
essentially a nightmare for shared toilets .
-"i just saw Commi running down the corridor with a look of sheer panic on her face".
-"too right , she went out last night, that'll be the first BUM CHUNDER of today . lets hope she makes it to the loos" .
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The fruit of the bum. Droppings
I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.
My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).
Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.
Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).
This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.
If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.
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young people, early twenties, fresh out of college, who choose willingly not to seek employment and will often live at the parental residence for a period of time ranging from 6 months to a year.
The voluntary bum partakes in virtually no social activity, ignoring calls from friends and/or extended family, dismissing invitations to social events, etc. The voluntary bums involve themselves in the simpler joys, such as, sleeping, eating, reading the books they never had the time to read, watching the movies they couldn't go to, etc. On the surface, the voluntary bum seems to act exactly like your average bum.
However, unlike regular bums, The voluntary bums are merely resting from the bullshit they had to endure while in the educational system. i.e. pretty much their whole life until now.
While seemingly lounging about with no goal in life, the voluntary bum is actually slowly mustering a plan of action, which once he/she has fully figured out, will be used to go forth in adult life, serene.
A: hey man have you seen D around? he's been MIA for the past couple months.
B: Oh yeah, I heard he had become a voluntary bum. He'll probably come out of his retreat in a few months.
C: darn, D is a cool frood with a plan. I wish I had voluntarily bummed after college.