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Buncombe Burger

A delicacy in many western North Carolina schools. The dish consists of a room temperature slab of dry ground beef, a slice of unmelted American cheese, all stuffed between two fine cuts of crumbly whole wheat bread.

Mom: Hey honey, I’m sorry I forgot to pack your lunch today.

Me: It’s okay mom! I had a Buncombe burger! My friend even gave me his too after he took a bite and threw up in his mouth a little.

by RickyRockhard May 19, 2022


Smashed Burgers

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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.

“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
Buttered buns… Smashed Burgersmayo
"I hope you two had fun"

by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023


Dick Burger

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019


Zingy burger

A recipe for disaster

Normal human: "Bro these zingy burgers are fucking trash."

Gourmet chef: "Sorry some rat made that disgusting pile of shit."

by The Denounced Prophet October 14, 2020


Yellow Burger

Where you fuck someone in the eye while their very drunk and it makes their eyes yellow

I gave that girl a yellow burger last night

by BOSSDOG3107 July 24, 2021


Purse Burger

A burger carried in purse or pocket so one doesn't have to be too hungry, or get blood sugar out of balance.

Working from home made it easy for Jane to stick with her super healthy eating habits, such as eating a small bit of very healthy food every three hours. The problem is when she goes out and doesn't have time or access to food. But she solves the problem by always having a turkey burger in a small plastic bag. People just think she's eating a muffin, because who would carry a purse burger?

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023


Fur burger

A female homosapians genitalia

I can't wait to eat more of your fur burger!

by Fur burger May 20, 2015