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when someone breaks both of their arms and has a cast where the arms look like a cactus
Brad: Bruh did you know that Chad broke both of his arms?!
Mark: No way! He must have cactus arms!
Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.
My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.
Australian expression dressed up to sound Latin denoting something that is broken. Also shortened to 'cactus'.
"Why don't we watch something on the telly (TV)?"
"We can't because it's cactus kerfucktis"
When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus
GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!
(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Used in place of “ACAB” and can also be used as an insult for police, since it implies they’re pricks.
“I got pulled over for going seven MPH over the speed limit. Fucking CACTUS wrote me a ticket”