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Canada`s own personal Super Hero, he is able to...well, he`s a generic hero who can run fast and lift heavy things. He works for CISO, in a future where Canada is the most powerful country in the world. His alter ego is Tom Evans. He also has some powers pertaining to maple syrup that were only hinted upon in two comics.
Jim: Holy Crap, it`s Captain Canuck!
John: So?
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A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
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An amazing superhero who can make anything dirty and therefore awkward and hilarious.
I met Captain Innuendo at a party once, she is absolutely perverted.
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Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.
'Got a little Captain in you?'
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Leader of the local fag militia Proud warrior of the Faggot Army.
Theres the faggot captain and his crew. Maybe if we act straight they will go away...
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Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches
The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.
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emaciated small asian concubine, occassionally drips slime off of body. Loves to violate animals of all kinds ranging from trolls to insects.
Distinguishing characteristics:
1. Loves to run around without pants
2. Has dry chapped skin usually covered in Cetaphil
3. Has extremely ugly face contortions
4. Has frisky hands
5. Enjoys small dogs, especially ones that can't get away
6. Emaciated.
However, Captain fugly has the occassional nice..ness...
which makes her very loveable and cuddly...if you want to start bleeding.
Also answers to the name:
JIAJIA
Captain foogly
No seriously shes cool.
<3 JIAJIA
If you kiss captain fugly you will get explosive diarrhea.
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