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Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021


Jungle Catching

to keep someone from falling by placing a finger in their asshole in the shape of a hook and pulling.

To apply the Forbidden Jungle to an aerial opponent

She was riding me in the stand and carry position and began to slide down. I wasn't going to pull out so jungle catching her was my only option.

by Websters Dictionary for Adults November 07, 2019


catch a fresh

Take a showere

Yo you ready.

Nah I have to catch a fresh

by Dolfan8787 February 13, 2018


Dirtiest Catch

When you finger pop a girl’s asshole then fish hook her in the mouth with the same finger.

« Eh b’y I made dam girl my dirtiest catch «

by Doughboy January 04, 2018


Catch-19

The paradox of keeping bars and restaurants open to keep them in business, which leads to more COVID-19, which leads to those bars and restaurants being shut down.

The Great Barrington Declaration advocates a less-restrictive response to the pandemic, which won't work because it's a Catch-19.

by ratissimus dorsi November 20, 2020


Catch the Oid

a standard greeting between humans with too many or too few chromosomes

Benito: Catch the oid
Kevster: shammalah hammalah

by wafungus May 19, 2022


catch and release

To catch and release is to go after a guy/girl until it becomes apparent that they want you, then, you just drop it, and move on.

"I'm so sick of him already... I think it's time to move on to my next victim."
"God, you're always doing that to guys...."
"Yeah man, it's all about the catch and release."

by Alive89 November 24, 2006