some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits
Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!
"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"
Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .
Favourite phrase -unnebrocke
a haiku
A mortal tortle
Clay hortle
you want to courtal?
when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?
John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!
Caleb: Bet!
An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
STFU John Clay.
A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay
OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly
The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.
"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".