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Clay Coffee

some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits

Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!

by ton_of_clay June 1, 2024


Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 12, 2015


Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke

a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?

by Fenny wap October 7, 2018


clay lay

when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.

Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?

John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!

Caleb: Bet!

by jnichols5 August 12, 2023


John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020


clay girl

A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay

OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly

by School Identifier November 13, 2020


Clay Bertrand

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.

"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".

by Ranky64 July 26, 2017