When skiing, a coffee shop is when any number of people stop in the middle (ie, NOT on the edges) of a course.
I came around the turn and there was a coffee shop in the middle of the trail!
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The inadvertant blast of coffee that shoots from your cup when you lower it too quickly after taking a sip.
"I just got blasted with a coffee facial."
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A "hidden" secret in the Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" that allows players to play sex mini-games. This fiasco has resulted in the game being rated AO (Adults Only) and pulled from the shelves of most all game stores.
I finally got to Hot Coffee in GTA, but I got bored of it after a few minutes and returned to my favorite source for free adult content: the Internet.
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Coffee bitch:
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.
"Oh look...Coffee bitch came around to vist us....Nanako clean the table...I don't want his FILTHY, bitchy hands touching OUR coffee table."~Andrew
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A black female and a white male.
Jared: Come here girl and let me put some cream in your coffee.
Tasha: You really think you can handle this hot coffee? One sexy mocha coming right up!
Passerby: Oh my! Look! It's the coffee and cream couple. How odd!
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What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.
Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.
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The reek from somebody's mouth that is emitted when somebody does not brush their teeth before they drink coffee.
"Jeez. I have major coffee breath because I didn't have enough time to brush my teeth on my way to Starbucks."
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