con leche

a shit skate video made by a chode and his oxford crew!

con leche skate co. man!!
coo shi!
(me) shut the fuck up nigger hater!!!

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Chili con Queso

To describe the person that you want but can't have. Your crush. The person that makes your teeth sweat like HOT LAVA. The person that makes your IQ drop just by looking at him/her.

Person 1 - Hey there's Juju
Person 2 - Oh my Gosh, she's my Chili con Queso

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Chili Con Carne

The most awesome Latino dish ever that with leave your mouth full of fire.

Husband: "Ayyy Mami! What is this? Its deliciouso!"

Wife:"It's chili con carne!"

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arroz con leche

Best food ever. Waaaaaaaay better then tacos

Bro that arroz con leche tho

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cracké con leche

n. a café con leche that is as addictive as crack. See, crackberry.

Jon: I'm on my way to Giralda's, does anyone else want a cracké con leche?

Jane: (shaking) Please. Splenda en el bolso.

Howie: I really think they put something in those-- get me one, too.

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Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

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chili con karnie

when a carnival worker has been masturbating all night and ejaculates bloody spooge into the carnival goer's eye socket as they aim for a prize--particularly for stuffed animals of the bear proclivity

God damn that carni just shot me with a chili con karnie, that fuck face!!!?

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