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Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.

Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.

by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019


corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.

Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.

by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013


Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.

I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out

by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022


corn kisser

another word for "asshole,butthole, and The Brown Eye"

"Fuck her right in the corn kisser"

by JakoTheDova September 7, 2017


carnal corn

Corn discovered in a partner's stool after anal sex

So Sasha had corn on the cob for dinner and then you plowed her in the ass?
Yeah, dude. Serious carnal corn.

by Johnny Blackjack July 12, 2015


Corn Communion

When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.

"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"

by tbizzy2 August 22, 2019


Corn Endcap

An endcap at a retail store that is mostly made up of corn. Peak times to use this method of merchandising would be during the holidays.

So what make you think that he think that you’re retarded?”

“He asked if I ever thought about using a corn endcap

by JC Drain July 28, 2018