the amount of people that someone has had sex with
boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10
A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
1. Someone who takes Memes way too far
2. A MemeLord with a high opinion of themselves to the point they exalt or profit from their own memes
3. Someone who is hilarious or a weird person that obsesses over memes
4. Any persons who are a living meme
5. A Meme god who has incarnated into human form but still somehow remains a meme.
I will never forget that Count Meme Lord because he wouldn't shut up about the meme of the day.
A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.
"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"
Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches
to do something only to make up numbers
john was with her for the counts