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body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with

boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10

by iloveballs4321 October 11, 2023


Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.

by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022


Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.

Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.

by AmadeuS469 October 7, 2022


Count Meme Lord

1. Someone who takes Memes way too far
2. A MemeLord with a high opinion of themselves to the point they exalt or profit from their own memes
3. Someone who is hilarious or a weird person that obsesses over memes
4. Any persons who are a living meme
5. A Meme god who has incarnated into human form but still somehow remains a meme.

I will never forget that Count Meme Lord because he wouldn't shut up about the meme of the day.

by Nude Monkey June 6, 2022


count cristo

A reference to the greatest tale of revenge ever spun: Alexandre Dumas' "the Count of Monte Cristo". Used to convey one's intent to reap complete and utter vengeance upon a person or persons, by taking away literally everything they consider worth anything at all, including both things they love deeply, and even things that just mildly entertain them. The victim will be left with absolutely nothing to live for, but death will be denied them.

"Mark ate my last poptart?! Oh HELL no! I'm bout to Count Cristo that BITCH!"

by Doomus May 23, 2016


you better count your watermelon and peaches

Jason I’m coming to get you

Yo, you better count your watermelon and peaches

by Jamal42069 July 18, 2018


for the counts

to do something only to make up numbers

john was with her for the counts

by trinireds777 December 13, 2016