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A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.
man1: i sense a meat rider
man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see
The deepest, darkest hole known to man.
I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.
A one of a kind unique thinker, who has an amazing body, breath taking eyes , and a mysterious side girl's can't refuse. He is smart, sweet, and is everything a man should be .
I loved getting to know Derek.
A guy with an absolute dump truck of an ass.
“Woah!Did you see Derek!?”
“Yeah, boy got a dump truck of an ass :D”
Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_
boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK
The most curly haired aquarious you will ever see
O my god is that a Derek
Yea, his head is messy
a man with asda bags made of steel
derek smacked my ass with his asda bags