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Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.
The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo
My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it
The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.
Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.
A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.
Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.