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if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.
woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
A big pink dildo that Elise owns, basically elise's dildo
"Damn I see a big pink dildo there!" "oh... thatæs elise's dildo"
The act of deep throating a dildo in a car on ones lunch break...
Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"
And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
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Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.
The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
It when you shit in a condom and tie it so you use it as dildo
My friend Estevan made an sausage dildo and went to town with it