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Shittin in yo pants on a ski lift.
I just grizzly dipped and I need to get back to the crib to change my draws.
Uncle dip (Kyle Cornelius Dipp) is a 57 year old pedophile who was taken away by the U.S Government but as escaped and on a rampage to molest all of the little kids in town. If you ever see a 2004 Chrome Toyota Camry with a license plate of bronze plating on the letters but not numbers run away as fast as you can. Beware for he dosen’t care who or what he takes to molest, he will “do” anything…
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.
Bystander - Uncle dip? Why did you touch that little girl?
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*
Bruh the fuck you lookin' up cheese dip for? This ain't fuckin Buzzfeed headass recipe bitch. Well since you thirsty ass hoe lookin' for some cheese recipe here ya go:
- Bleach
- Cheese
Put in microwave for 45 seconds on high or until melted
Serve with salsa or any other salty ass sauce.
Enjoy you fuckin hoe.
"Yo Ryan you made some cheese dip?"
"Nah but I made mustard gas"
someone who when eating chips, takes huge scoops of dip, leaving none for everyone else
dude, quit being such a dip whore!
Sandbag dip
A middle eastern sexual act that causes a chin rash and sometimes a black eye.
A "sandbag dip" a day is better a chin rash anyday.
Slipping it in while she is still asleep
The girlfriend was out for the count and I was feeling the urge so had a quick stealth dip without disturbing her.