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Someone who makes dolphin noises between sentences or as a substitute for laughter, often to the dismay of their friends.
"Hey has anyone seen marquis?"
*enkh-enkh-enkh-enkh* "hi guys" (prances away)
"Annnnnd there goes the dolphin boy.."
person1- dang those shoes are legit
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins
One procures a dolphin face from his sexual partner by surprising her with a finger up the pooper during rear entry coitus. In doing so...the suprised young lady will jerk about wildly and make a noise like a dolphin as such...Eeeeeeeeeeeehhh....Eeeeeeeehhhh.
"Say Steve...did you hear that Raymond gave his old lady the Dolphin Face last night?"
Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.
Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.
They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.
However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.
Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"
Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."
Guy 1: "What's that?"
Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*
Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"
*Both blind the dolphin*
When someone deliberately and whole heartedly does something petty, stupid, or cruel in full view of others and try to cover for it with random nonsense or actions to cover for the deliberately bad action.
Bob lied to his sister about being sick on Friday and missing work, the only recourse was to tell her he had instead attended the Dolphin Prom, and that she was crazy for not remembering it.
the vaginal discharge that seeps out of fat women's vaginas and fat folds
I took that fat chick from the bar home and she let me eat her "Dolphin Gravy"
While in 69 she squirts in your nose and you have to blow it out
Babe, did I drown you?" "Nah, you just came so hard I did a the dirty dolphin."