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A chin strap, but douchier.
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.
Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.
Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.
1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.
2. The act of totally sucking.
3. Most hippies
4. A complete tool box
"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."
Much more than a regular douche...the cream of the douche crop...the one percenter
Ryan Plambeck is no ordinary douche....he's a mutha fuckin axis douche....sort of like no maka maka joel spiral and Tony and Poncho Solar
Dust created by any obnoxious vehicle movement, for example:
Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!
Josh: duuuuuude I just got hit by some Douche dust!
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?
A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.
eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."
A simple minded individual who has let a badge get to their head. BMW Douches often believe they drive the best car in the world, and that everybody hates them because they cannot afford one. This ignorance affects their driving skills as well; cutting people off, not using a signal light, tailgating, etc. To a BMW Douche, everyone that doesn't drive a BMW is a "hater", and simply hasn't experienced the "ultimate driving machine". They often purchase the bottom of the line 3 series, then consider themselves a true BMW fanatic, better than everyone else on the road. BMW Douches are becoming more common nowadays with low lease rates and abundance of available credit.
For examples of BMW Douche, type in "BMW" in Urban Dictionary.