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Excellent name to use when you are 1337 at an online game. Especially if you're into online games for the sense of power, not like me when I just want to have fun.
They call me the bus driver, because I'm here to take you to school!
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One who has no real talent at driving and basically honks at you for actually knowing how to drive. In fact there are a few things that are quite distinct about Pennsylvania drivers, especially those from Philadelphia...
1. Red means Go
2. Green means stop
3. No parking means double parking
4. 25 mph means 15 mph
5. They actually wait for a bus instead of passing a bus
6. They honk if you stop at a stop sign
7. Pedestrians become targets
8. Do not stop at stop
9. They have no regard for street signs
10. They hate on Jersey drivers because they actually have skill
You know you are witnessing a Pennsylvania driver if there is a no parking sign, the typical PA driver will double park their car there, making it so you cannot leave your spot.
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The sexual act of fucking a girl doggy style then anally fisting her. Then reaching in grabbing your cock with the thin fleshy membrane of her taint and jacking yourself off.
Do so may look like a truck driver shifting gears from a 3rd person point of view. along with the bucking you may get from a bad shift in any automobile.
That girl is a wild fuck i applied the Truck driver and she was still screaming for more.
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She was so loose i did the Truckdriver it was the only way i could get off!!!
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A driver who loses touch with reality and think that by driving an extremely safe car they fit into society. They are often seen waving, smiling and laughing, when they hurt someone or when they hit a car. They avoid confrontation and try to laugh it off.
Volvo drivers are a threat as one reversed their car into a person, who was sitting in a chair and knocked another car's tow bar.
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A Scion Driver is someone who either drives a Scion or drives like someone who drives a Scion.
Characteristics of a Scion Driver are as follows:
Never uses a blinker
Never checks a blind spot
Drives 5 miles under the speed limit
Always tailgating you
Bad Haircut
Has XM radio set to Nickelback
Loves being inconsiderate
Hates yielding
Usually on a cell phone
Enjoys Contemporary Christian music
Maybe in a hurry to get to a NeoNazi meeting
Loves cats
Really Loves CATS!
Dude, you drive like a Scion Driver!
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When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.
Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.
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Our lord and Savior, he caved in skulls for our sins.
Priest: *Ramblings about a fake Prophet*
Chad: Praise be Driver Nephi!
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