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Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:
Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms
Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.
Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'
Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.
Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.
EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.
Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
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A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.
TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!
TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt
My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
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A phrase some men feel the need to shout when recieving a lap dance.
"Do you like that, sexy?"
"Booty do your duty!"
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The act of murdering an opposing call of duty character and proceeding to crouch over their mouth repeatedly for others to see, stimulating a real-life "tea bag".
Walk007 decided to give Hondarider736 a Call of Duty tea bag after an intense beat-down in search and destroy just so the entire opposing team could watch the humiliation before the bomb was defused.
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A fanboy who is a Call of Duty "gamer". Basically the worst human being to walk on Earth.
Vocabulary: Nigga, Fuck, Shit, (New player) sucks, etc. In other words, insults.
Also, one who is a corrupt fanboy is an uneducated idiot who speaks in double-negatives.
Me: Why the heck is someone talking smack on Team Fortress 2? And that guy is cussing uncontrollably.
COD Fan-Idiot: Shut up, nigga. Call of Duty is better than that Team Shitress 2.
Me: If you don't like it, then why talk smack on it?
COD Fan-Idiot: Shut the fuck up, nigga, ain't nobody got no time for you. Stupid niggerish nerd
Me: You Call of Duty Fan-Idiots disgust me.
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A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".
I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?
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An ultra-popular FPS series that (in the minds of some) is so addictive, that it can often lead to many cases of negligence towards loved ones. This often results in divorces - which is ironic, considering that the abbreviation for the Call of Duty series is 'CoD' - the same as 'Cause of Divorce'.
Gamer 1: "Hey, want to play some cee-oh-dee?
Gamer 2: "Sorry, but if I played that game again, the missus would murder me to hell."
That scene demonstrates the obscenely powerful, lasting effect of Cause of Divorce (Call of Duty).
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