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hot people that have cool hair, that is black. sometimes cut themselves, wear skinny jeans and tight shirts, listen to bad ass screamo like heavy heavy low low and blessthefall. they are amazingly HAWT and rad.
i wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself, yo.
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a guy who's extremely in touch with his feminine side, and bitches and complains about everything. also obsessed with wearing girls' clothing. It's a well known fact that all emo boys are faggots. soft, pussy faggots.end of story.
Brett: i just turned emo
Me: Fuck you, ya pussy.
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(EA-moh), noun.
1) A subculture consisting of mostly suburban and small town upper-middle class teenagers who don't have any admirable qualities whatsoever, so rather than learn how to do something worthwhile, they try to pawn off being a whiney insecure little bitch as being cool.
2) As above, but alternately a whiney upper-middle class teenager who has never once had a really worrisome problem in their life, so they blow all their tiny little gripes WAY out of proportion in order to try and seem more normal.
3) A whiney, pathologically lying upper-middle class teenager who makes up fake problems to try and horde attention from would-be sympathizers.
4) Someone who for some sick reason idolizes whiney insecure upper-middle class teenagers, and attempts to be like them even though they are not. Some of these have even had a real problem here or there, which they make a point to dwell on as if it was the end of the world.
5) Someone who attempts to recategorize decent music from the past to a new category, in hopes of somehow ligitimizing their bullshit "subculture".
6) A ska kid who stopped taking their happy pills; or a scenehopping ska poser who "never liked ska dude, ska sucks.", because they aren't cool enough to have a real personality of their own.
7) A melodramatic upper-middle class teenager who falsely believes that anyone will in fact give a damn if they kill themselves, but is too much of a chickenshit to actually go through with it, so instead they turn it into a fashion statement.
8) A very horny, desperate teenage guy who thinks acting like a chick will get chicks, but gets pulled too far in to escape before they realize that chicks that dig guys dig confident guys, not insecure girlish guys. Insecure girlish guys are the ones they tell their problems to because they don't have to worry about getting hit on by them.
Q: What's the difference between an emo kid and a homosexual?
A: The emo kid is a fag.
Emo is proof that the gene pool lifeguard is off-duty
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Middleclass white kids that have never experienced anything bad and listen to shitty music which is played on completely detuned ,often electric,instruments by people that do not know how to play and in which some castrato(motherfucker)while the same is crying.Surprisingly people with naturally growing black hair rarly turn emo.Emos pretend to like Punk and Metal but always despise Quality Punk,Metal or other music.Pften dye their hair black,usually with a cheap colloring.Guys wear weomans clothes that are 20 or so sizes to tight and torn vans.Girls wear stuff to make them look like(dykes).Constantly cry piss moan cut or hurt themselves or write self declared so `poams`.Hang around together and proclaim themselves `Groups of Individualists,people that claim nobody is like they are,eventhough they are all the same and are becoming a mainstream `culture`.Seek attetion,which they get,though usually negative attention,and say that this is not because they are emos,but because the world is unfair.YOU DONT GET FUCKING ANYWHERE IF YOU DONT WORK FOR IT:Emos never work and regularly fuck up in school.not everyone who says he or she is emo really is.On the other side 99.999 who says he or she is not emo really is not,since no normal person wants to be scum.When picked on they neverchange their attitude but keep pretending to feel bad.So if they want to feel bad,lets help them and give them a reason to feel like shit!
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Fags with the smallest pair of penis-compressors that can fit them and cry the eye shadow from their eyes while talking about dying when they should just get it over with and off themselves with a Tech 9.
They take about as much time to put on their pants as they think about suicide. Girls attracted to them have no life of their own and no variety in guys. They might as well become lesbian if they like emo.
Hey Harry! Look at the bloody emo over there! That vagina-rubbin' fag fuck's cryin' black! AHAHA!
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An emo is not someone that whines about there life and tries to kill themselves . Not all emos cut themselves and of course some of them may do but anyone can self harm. Like everything emo is a style just like goth and chav and they all have there stereotypes.
John:Im an emo
Emma: Ewww you worship the devil
John:No I really dont
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A guy who wears abnormally tight clothing and cries about how his life "sucks" as an upper-middle class child. Usually wears make-up on a regular basis and claims to hate their life in their suburban town. Also has some hair cut with hair that goes to one side and covers their eye area. Prone to cutting themselves.
A girl who wears mostly black and has hair covering her face. Claims she wants a guy who is "in touch" with their feelings, until she actually gets in a relationship with a guy who is "in touch" with their feelings. Usually goes for a guy who wears just as much make-up and or more make-up than themselves. Also goes for guys who look much like themselves and guys who weigh less than 120 lbs. Prone to cutting themselves.
Emo music = horrible music that usually requires very little knowledge on any instrument and requires no vocal talent. The guitarist usually strums 3 cords on the guitar over and over in the same pattern.
Emo music = My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Simple plan, etc.
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