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When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected
AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK
If a person is constantly brainrotting
Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.
when some femboys zhut gets so cold it makes it fucc
DA FAT CLITORIS ERECTION BAI LOK AT DAT CLITTERIS!!!!!1!1,1!1 F G G G G VV FK FAT BOI!!!!
Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it
Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.
An erection received while sleeping from a sex dream so good that you wake up.
"I dreamt about Julie last night, and it gave me a res-erection."
Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things
Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*
When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.
Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.