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When someone reminds you of your ex or you think someone could potentially become an ex and won't even give that someone a chance.
Friend: "You should ask him out."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."
Someone who has an ex-girlfriend
It turned out that her ex-boyfriend was no man.
A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart
-erased all communication with you without saying anything
These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better
Where unless your best friends with your ex, you can't ask them personal things about them after you break up
girl one- will you ask jimmy who he likes? Girl two- ask him yourself! Girl one- NO!!! That's against ex code
A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.
Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.
Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!
One who was a hoe but that shit ain’t dangling anymore
Person 1: didn’t you use to fuck with...
Person 2: shhhhhhh they an ex-hoe now