tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.

Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.

the chintu experience

sitting on your hand to numb it, spraying ur crush’s perfume on it, and then jerking off with your eyes closed while pretending it’s her.

“hey ellis can i borrow some lotion?”
“yea, why?”
“i want to have the chintu experience tonight.”