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Biting you face in a woman’s pussy while she has a yeast infection
Man, felisha gave me a warm yogurt facial
When a guy invites his dog to lick blueberry jam off his penis until he ejaculates on the dog
She (the dog) will love the blueberry pooch facials in England
A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.
"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."
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Newross Facial occurs when an infected penis (Guneria hepc etc).Shoots all over a travellers face and uses foreskin to spread the man love all over the pykies face.
Ivor Lynch shot his man juice all over Maryjoes face and spread it like dairylea on her cheeks whit his cock.Ivor then went back to the metdesk and finished his shift.Maryjoe never got a Newross facial off anyone outside her family.
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It’s when two people are doing a 69 and the top partner let’s loose with explosive diarrhea and covers their lover’s face below.
I ate way to much Taco Bell last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.
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One that holds or slaps a dick on there face.... during sex with a female or male... the one slapping it onto the others face is the Facial Dick Holder.
Damn man that girl was a facial dick holder last night...
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After ejaculating on a girls face, her hair is smashed all over the ejaculate so as to cause a hairy faced appearance simulating the hairy faced warewolves from the Twilight Saga.
This chick kept telling me she was for "Team Jacob", so when I finally got to hit it I gave her The Quileute Facial!
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