the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.
please don't fanny splat my pillow.
i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.
Man makes woman's private parts fizz for excitement
Wow you got me all fizzy fanny
There is regularly a fella who “dances” around near the entrance to the subway in Glasgow city centre, the guys a complete “fanny washer”
The crumbs of Tobacco at the end of the pouch
Do you have any Baccy mate?
Yeah only fanny shavings
when a bird has a really hairy fanny
"jesus she has a whopper chewbacca fanny" "ye bro its like petting a dog"
A man who acts, cry’s and moans like a girl..
No girl he’s such a fanny wipe, I can’t deal.
A queef of tremendous force of hellish power.
A cunt grunt with an impressive duration.
“I was about to go down on the missus when she suddenly let rip a fanny roar that made my cheeks back like a fuckin’ wind turbine!”