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When your straight friend who is a personal trainer gets fucked in the ass by a humongous black dude hiding in his closet and when he's done his butthole looks like a summer flower
Bro, the black guy in my closet wrecked me and now my shitter looks like a summer flower.
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Another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay
Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!
bob: how can you have an awful poon?
Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!
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The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.
hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!
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Pinching the nipple of a female and pulling hard.
Dude i was going flower picking the other day and this one chick's nipple just popped out.
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Noun: Fake Flowers (that are usually tacky) Origin: Rural and Ghetto parts of Louisiana.
Those houses are so janky they have Louisiana Flowers in the front yard. Planted.
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when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)
Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?
Fuck yeah, I did!
Fuck, didn't that hurt?
Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!
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Another word for the Vagina
Staci never wants to give up her fuck flower or Kenny is dying to water Staci's fuck flower
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