are you joking?

Often said by middle-aged bald men, with a moustache, who take children in his van.

"Hello mister, can I have an ice cream for free?"
"Are you joking?"

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Good Joke

Good Joke is a sarcastic way of saying ya right.

Chris: I'm gonna get some poom tonight.
Jon: Good Joke!

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Inside Joke

A joke, usually between no more then 10 people, and usually sounds like complete nonsence if you are not part of it. Usually, It is something that happened or what someone said that was really funny at the time.

If someone who was not there when whatever happened, and are told the story of what did, it doesn't count as an inside joke with that person.

Rachel: Lightly toooooast
Olivia: Hahahaaa
Alyssa: What?
Olivia: Inside joke

Jill: Heee-yaa!
Omi: Hahahaa...Hee-yaa!
Jill: No. you can't do it. you weren't there.

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School joke

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

Just a private school joke

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Exzibit Joke

An internet meme involving puting something inside of something else, that is usually the same thing, in order to achieve carrying out a ceratain action while carrying out the same action. Most uses begin with the phrase "Yo Dawg"

A: Hey man, you want to hear an Exzibit Joke?
B: Sure, why not.
A: Ok, here goes. Yo dawg, we put a car in your car, so you can drive while you drive.

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Passive Joking

When someone hears a shit joke and tells it to other people as if its thier joke

Paul: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Stop passive joking you cheeky cunt

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Sucking the Joke

Taking a joke too seriously, being offended from an indirect joke.

Man: Feminists should just take a dick in their ass before they hate it.
Women: You know what? You're a misogynist patriarchy pig!
Man: Stop, you're just Sucking the Joke.

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