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While being intimate on a beach, a man ejaculates in the hair of their partner and tosses a handful of sand into their hair.
"She was so angry when i gave her a frosty sandstorm last week that she still hasn't texted me back."
Friend: My best friend got Frosty's dick
Me: That's sad, I got Dark's dick (very big alpha cock)
Cold as fuck and doesn’t have emotions and does whatever they want
Nana is a frosty bitch
When you urinate in a condom, tie it off, freeze it and the woman pretends it's a man.
Jim and his wife got kinky and invenjted the Frosty-Jim
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A cold bottle of beer, preferably one with frozen condensation on the outside of the bottle.
Give me one of those frosty hogs from the frig.
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The same thing as a stranger, but you let your hand go numb from the cold. Then you unleash your frosty mits and go to work!
Dude! I gave myself a frosty stranger last night! Chills went down my spine, it was freakin awesome! You got to try it man!
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You urinate in a condom, tie it off, freeze it, and then the woman pretends it’s a man.
Last night my girl and I got crazy, she wanted me to do a frosty jim.
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