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something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.
His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
Me: “FUCK ME LIKE A ROCKSTAR”
crush: uhh no-
November 26th, the national day where people long for kenneth’s pp to be inside of them. Some even are successful!
Yo I want kenneth’s dick inside of me ESPECIALLY since it’s Fuck Me Kenneth Day.
Meaning when somebody wants to have sex so much, they end up begging
Chris- no Linda I don’t wanna have sex with you
Linda- pls Chris fuck me pls
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a new shade of red, described by Nelson DeMille in his book The Gold Coast, that is preferred as a dress color by some sexy drop-dead gorgeous female anchorwomen who surreptitiously flirt with their male counterparts
some anchorwomen use sexy fuck-me red as a preferred method of manipulation, not only against their male counterparts but also among their interviewees
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the 'v' shaped lines leading towards the boys penis
Kate: Have you seen Zack Merrick's Come Fuck Me Lines?
Rach: Yes, the are screaming 'come fuck me'
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when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.
My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!
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1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
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