Cremate your future kids
v. to be in a mental state state where you are imagining a range of future possibilities; or to make a journey into a specific future timeline by imagining outcome and consequences of the present might play out over time
I try not to future-trip too much, it makes me anxious.
I future-tripped this scenario, so I am prepared and know exactly what to do.
I need your attention and help with this, please listen to me and don't future-trip right now.
Hoe: so who finna be ya future baby daddy
Me: tshano sksksksk
would probably be called mocha and not born, maybe from the streets like rambo
big thigh maryooms future cat isnt latte so its not the best bs its good enough
It means when you’re boyfriend or girlfriend is wearing the hoodie they’re going to give you later on in life, so it smells like them when you get it, no matter how much it was because they love you and love has no price
“Hey baby, look what I have on. I’m wearing your future hoodie lol”
For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic
That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic
Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.
Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.