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when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth
i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap
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The act of dangling your testicles in someone's face, usually done to embarass someone.
Inspired by a quote from The Lion King 2.
Dude 1: Did you give her "The fuzzy maracas" last night?
Dude 2: Totally.
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"If I could look across the country from California to New Jersey, then I would count the parks and lake resorts and number all the jets and airports. All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me cause I look through the camera eye piece and cannot see. If I could open up my window and see from Tampa Bay to Juneau. Then I would survey all those open miles and line them up in single file. Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime, and all those oceanic vistas are so divine. If I was standing on the balcony, and you were walking down below. I'd feel rather depressed and out of place, and lonely just to watch you go. If you were swinging from the highway overpass within the western hemisphere. I'd feel rather afraid and insecere if you began to disappear. If I was walking through a sad art gallery, and you were driving through the night. I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease beneath the brialliant showroom light. If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at the sky. Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured if you began to wave goodbye." ~~Fuzzy Blue Lights-Owl City.
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"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.
1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!
2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.
3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.
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When a woman gives her man a handjob utilizing a tortilla and spit as lubricant. Once he cums woman makes a burrito with said tortilla.
My girl was hungry, so I took her to the fuzzy taco shop.
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dirty weed. the kind you let fall off your lap while trying to roll a blunt. it usually ends up on the floor of your car, most likely damp from the orange soda u spilled earlier. You pick it up, blow it off, and proceed. aka Daytona Dirty
"we don't got that fire son, we smokin fuzzy nar nar!"
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