German Cheeseplatter

"Anal in the oral"
Otherwise, shitting in the sexual partner's mouth, and having sex with it as if fucking an asshole. The partner may choose to suck if possible. But, remember: don't swallow!

Instead of choosing to interupt their intercourse by taking a shit, Jimmy chose to save time by simply giving Julie a German Cheeseplatter.

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German Stingray

When a man or woman puts two fingers in the womens vagina and two fingers in the womans stink hole.

Woman - "Hey, I have a big vagina and a big stink hole and I want then both penetrated at the same time."

Man - "Get ready for the German Stingray."

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german mcgoogle

to force ones penis into an ear

"dude i totally german mcgoogled eric last night"

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German Gasmask

The art of resting ones testicles on the eyes of your partner and then farting in her mouth.

Do you really need an example for a German Gasmask?!?

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German Slushie

when a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man pulls out, shits in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said shit after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.

Tom gave Bella a German Slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.

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German Steamer

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

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German shower

Drink a cold beer while you're having a hot shower.

Silly Jakob had a german shower before heading to the club.

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