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People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
A tall girl who is shortphobic and is rude
Person a : omg I hate short people I can't see them bahaha
Person b : omg ur such a gift falola
that faget ass hat john always wears
me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat
When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.
Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.
When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.
Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.
Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.
Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.
passing on a present you cannot use to a network member who could use it.
JoLynn's gift of a Cal sweatshirt didn't fit me, so I thought of network gifting and passed it on to Lilia who looks great in it and really liked it.