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Gift Recycling

Gift Recycling is when you receive a gift that you don't want, and instead of throwing it away or letting it collect dust, you give it to someone else, usually under the impression that you purchased this gift in a store with the intended person you're giving it to in mind. This can be tremendously helpful if you receive something you don't want during the holiday season and you're looking to save some money.

Reggie received an Apple charger for Chanukah, however he did not have any apple products, so the gift was useless to him. Instead of throwing it away or going through the trouble of selling it on ebay, he used it for a Secret Santa event at his work place. Thanks to Gift Recycling, Reggie was able to save himself some hard earned pay during the holiday season!

by Dr. Roswell January 11, 2014


The Goldsby Gift

The process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. This process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.

This culture i visited over the summer practiced the goldsby gift.

by Shitlicker December 12, 2007


Gift Catfishing

Gift Catfishing is when someone tells you they are want to purchase something for you, but then they don’t.

Josh was gift catfishing yesterday when he said would get me that sweater, however, when I asked when it was shipping he said he changed his mind.

by Fisherwoman920 September 16, 2018


Milch ist Gift

Mich ist gift wegen... MICH IST GIFT ~Unge

Unge Kommentiert: Milch ist Gift

by xXUnderscoreXx April 20, 2018


Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023


Mental gift

When you intentionally walk onto security or other film recording enjoying a product or retail food.

"Stay here im giving a mental gift a new product just came out"

by Cody5050 April 29, 2023


green gifting

When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)

Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.

by Rich Apple December 17, 2010