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a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
Basically condoms for your hands
I need to put on some Rubber Gloves so I can do my job dissecting kittens
Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.
That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!
When one, After Snowboarding/skiing all day, removes their glove, wipes their fingers down the area between their balls and their thigh and wipes it under a fellow snowboarder/skiers nose.
Usually as a form of torment, however some americans can grow fond of the unique aroma
"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."
"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."
A go-to man contracted to run errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.
A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.