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Get gnomed
person 1: hi bro
Person 2: pulls out a fun
Person 1: oh I've been gnomed
If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Black Midgets that live near rivers and live in huts hunting rabbits.
Ethan: C'mon mane!! We gotta hunt the Midget Niggers!
Armani: You mean the Tellendale River Gnomes?!
Ethan: Yeah mane! So grab your fuckin shotgun and lets get em!
The Honey Gnome got a little too close to my house so I had him publicly executed by a firing squad
When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.
The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.