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Am I really supposed to believe in some invisible man in the sky? Said man, perpetrated by idiots aka missionaries, who like to stand outside of schools and football games telling you you're going to hell if you don't do this and that. Well, guess what, ppl who don't believe in this crock don't care about hell. So i say, fuck God, let's have as much sex, do as many drugs, and in general be as sinful as we can!!!
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my savior. The creator of everything that is.
I pray to God that all non believers will find God.
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if god isnt real...how did we get here?
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..
Biogenesis...every cell comes from a living cell...(god is spirit..and not physical..also outside of time..)
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The one and only True God, which probably explains why his name IS God. He is a MUCH Higher Power worshipped by people of all races and nationalities.
I take pride in saying that many of my fellow Native Americans also worship God and accept Jesus as the Savior and Son of God. They maintain their tribal ceremonies and traditional practices, but they tie it in to worshiping the Lord, holding no false idols before Him.
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As quoted by Youtube "philosopher" Dan Brown, a.k.a. pogobat:
"God is whatever the hell set the Big Bang in motion".
Max: "Are you going to church tomorrow?"
John: "Nah, I don't think there really is a church that believes in my definition of God around here."
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I bet he has conversations like this:
Sorry I ramble alot: like MC Gets sidetracked easily (back in the heesy (means house)
God: Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus: Yes, Dad? (scared b/c God used his middle name)
God: No, not you! This website is terrible, all these people seem to hate me. When I looked up my name like it suggested, I found all these hurtful things.
Jesus: Like what?
God: Like, remember the time Noah used his supernatural powers to flood the world and then "save" two of every animal just for the purpose of pinning it on me, and then getting all the credit for saving those damn animals?
Jesus, Muhammad, Abraham and Noah : No!?! (all at once)
God: Well, yeah you did Noah, take my word for it, after all I am God. But any way, all the users on Urban Dictionary can't seem to let the whole "gigantic" flood thing go!
Noah: Ummm...
Jesus: But when Peter wrote that story all about how you and I and alot of other people did those things, I don't remember that part where you didn't flood the world.
Muhammad: God, I thought you said that book was mostly fiction and that I was the last profit?
Abraham: Why the hell did you make me chop off part of my and my son's Dick! And on top of that; Why in the fuck are millions of people still doing it?
God: (Thinks "Oh Shit!") Don't worry guys, God made me do it. Oh wait that kinda makes sence. Nevermind.
And he dissapeared for another 2000 or so years until he was done doing whatever it is God does (probably wondering how someone could misspell a three letter word that means four legged animal who is man's best friend, and then somehow believe that the definition of this new word (that happened to be his name) could possibly mean this omnipotent guy who sits up in the clouds all day until he accidenlty fucks shit up for the people he is supposed to be trying to bring salvation to)-- which coincidentally drove all those people apart, most of which hate each other and use him as a scapegoat.
God: And I Wondered why so many people hate me...
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man's universal scapegoat, personified as an old man sitting in a throne doing magic tricks laughing at your misfortunes. Happens when you take the bible literally.
god
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