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bong goggles

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

by grasshiphopper November 30, 2014


Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.

“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”

by Lemonhead98 March 24, 2023


Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.

Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.

by Bigbubba666 January 24, 2016


Irish goggles

1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.

2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.

Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...

by resplendent_doug November 8, 2023

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Arabic Goggles

When you put your ballsack on girls eyes

Rebecca:Matt gave me arabic goggles yesterday, it was an amazing experience

by Brozinga2 July 13, 2020


Garb goggles

(noun)

Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.

"That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."

"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."

by Carmelonia July 7, 2009


turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...

Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...

by Smoka April 14, 2006

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