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The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .
Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof
The odorous fluid formed beneath an obese man's testicles as he lays pipe to an unsuspecting partner in sweltering heat.
That gooch nectar is rank. You should probably get a squeegee for that shit.
The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.
Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.
Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that
When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.
I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.
You have an ape gooch.
Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
its a gooch that is 4 meters long
u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch