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The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.
Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?
Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!
Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…
its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.
My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.
Random guy : Whats up long gooch.
Long gooch : nothin.
One who has a fetish for Gooch's.
My girlfriend the gooch Governor likes to lick on my gooch during fellatio for hours.
a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.
damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?
When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.
The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.
Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.
Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that
When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.
"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"