When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.
"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"
When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.
I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.
You have an ape gooch.
Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.
Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.
Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that
One who has a fetish for Gooch's.
My girlfriend the gooch Governor likes to lick on my gooch during fellatio for hours.
a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.
damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?
When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.
The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.