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Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.
-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"
The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.
Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.
The goose mafia are the sonabitch geese that shit up your favorite park or even if your so unfortunate to live near a water that has some of these dastardly bastards and shit up your lawn!! Or in the scenario where you go to favorite park and you feel as your being stalked by the rapcallions and you can’t but go home worried and paranoid of the “Goose Mafia”.
Those geese you see over there I really nervous of the way they keep looking at me like that, I think there Goose Mafia”
A person who is way too serious to be a silly goose, and is the striking opposite of a silly goose. Usually said when you want someone to take you serious.
Sarah:I forgot to take my meds today.
Me:girl ur so funny, u know u have no conception of reality without those.
Sarah: no I’m a serious goose right now, are you real?
Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.
Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.
An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.
I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.