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shave your pubic hair,comence to a pile, get head,blow your load all over her face,then tar and feather her face with your pubes.
"after my girl left the restroom, someone said oh look it's a hairy mutt, watch out."
The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.
"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."
a false or fictitious event or thing, its existance is as likely as a hairy fish.
good story, but a bit of a hairy fish that one!!!!
A quaalude induced hair style involving the use of one's own sperm as hair gel.
Damn bro that hair is stiff, you must be rocking a hairy Kirk.
The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.
Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.