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fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.

Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half

by gsb October 24, 2019


Half Sacker

A dude with only one testicle.

The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.

My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018


half adult

What to call someone between their adolescent years and their adult years.
Used to describe someone is mature for the most part but is still free from actual adult responsibilties

I can pay taxes but I couldn't raise a child. Therefore, I am a half adult.

by huntsalone March 25, 2021


Half Motors

When you put effort into doing something but you don't really care.

That's it, I'm going Half Motors.

by The MGV May 23, 2020


Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.

Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!

by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017


half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph

Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie

by styzz fan May 9, 2023


Half Ho

A female who flirts with every guy she comes into contact with, but is never willing to do anything sexual.

Person 1: wow that female is such a half ho

by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021