head-imploding

Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.

Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!

or

Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding

Red head

A red head is an amazingly strong person with beautiful reddish hair. They are compassionate and one of the most loving people you will ever meet. Every day they put up with being called gingers and harsh words.

Anyone with red hair who deals with this do not believe a single word! You are beautiful and unique and an amazing person. And to those of you who pick on those gorgeous red heads you are a stupid but-face and what you are doing is mean and hurtful and I hope you realize how wrong it is and apologize to those lovely people you have bullied.

Famous red heads:

Queen Elizabeth the 1st

Shawn White

Vincent Van Gogh

Carol Burnett

And many many others!

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Cabbage Heading

The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.

Chun Li is cabbage heading T. Hawk after she whupped his ass in a street fight.

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Head Smear

People on public transport who are sleepy or lazy often rest their heads against the window, "head smear" is the blurry vaseline like substance left on the glass that comes from the oil and grease in their hair.

"Would ya look at that view! It's beautiful!"

"Guh, makes me wanna vom. Some dirty chump has left head smear all over this side, and I'm not wiping it down."

*phone rings*
"Heya honey, what? ... I'm not sure what station I'm at because there's head smear everywhere and I can't see the platform."

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head honcho

the head honcho is a person who is in charge of large groups of people and has many underlings who does what he commands

you see Aron over there he's a head honcho

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muscle head

Male (or female) body builder whose only concern in life is bigger muscles. Usually implies little-no brain activity.

John is a complete muscle head, nice to look at but nothing upstairs.

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head rush

after sitting for a short or long period of time then standing up will most likey get you a head rush, a rush of very extreme dizzyness.

Jim:"whoa whats wrong?"
Greg:"Major head rush!"

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