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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”

Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?

by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024


Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21

I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html

by I love milk October 1, 2008


Alley Hoop

they action of passing someone to a friend, someone uu know in a sort of way ( preferably someone uu talk to , dated , had sexual inter course with ect)

boy-“i got the top from her n alley hooped her to jayden”
girl- “jayden munched on me then i alley hooped him to kayla”

by thebiggestttt77 June 12, 2024


Hoop Angel

Hoop angel is a menace to society, notoriously again homeless men

I have a urge to throw a steaming hot honey bun at a homeless person

Person: That must be hoop angel

by Honeybundefender December 12, 2023


holy hoops

The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.

Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?

Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!

by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014