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A jewelry item worn by a warlock in times of loneliness when on a great quest for his beloved maiden. Best if accompanied by wooden staff and dragon ring(s!).
"Oh my god, he's wearing the dragon earring. run away...fast!"
or:
"the dragon earring nearly reached his shoulder. my, the snout hung low."
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Noun: Any one of numerous wireless devices, which serves as a cellular telephone, small in size, with a characteristic cock roach shape, appended to one's ear.
Those people with ear roaches are pretending to be in a phone conversation with somebody but they are actually closet, borderline schizophrenics with self-esteem issues.
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Form of sexual intercourse in which the male inserts his erect penis into the lover's ear causing stimulation and pleasure. What many don't know, is that the phrase "fucked her brains out" derived from this activity. Not to be confused with a nose job, an ear job allows the male to assert his dominance to the female in a newer, more fucked up way.
-Doctor: well it seems that you have an infection in your right ear. Seems to be clogged with some liquid. Have you been swimming lately?
-Woman: Oh that's my husbands cum, I gave him an ear job.
-Doctor: wipes hand on cloth* Well your husbands a gross fucker.
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the act of homosexual intercourse whereby one man holds the others ankles up over his shoulders near his own head, whilst fucking him up the arse! see also anlkle holder
ONE GAY MAN TO THE OTHER: whats ur favourite position?
THE OTHER GAY MAN: oh i love to do ankle earrings, u can get in his tight arse nice an deep!
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When someone is being loud, annoying, or just saying things you don't want to hear, or any combination of these things
"Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) Why you all in my ear? Talkin' a whole bunch a shit that I ain't tryin to hear.
Get Back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!
(Yeek-Yeek Woop-Woop) I ain't playin' around.. Make one false move, I'll take you down.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that.
Get back! Motherfucker You don't know me like that!"
-Ludacris (Get Back, Red Light District)
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Only people who have guages recieve this gift.
When the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. It usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots dick after he sodomized a beaver. It accumulates after weeks of not cleaning them. And is a great way to piss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
"While at the food court with friends, Jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his ear spoog underneath his friends nose, which soon made his gag non-stop."
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eavesdropping in jail, or for most people anywhere
oooohhh, you should of heard what i heard ear hustling today....
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