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Todd Howard's height

A hotly debated subject amongst online height enthusiasts for more than a decade now, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard's truthful height has been difficult to precisely ascertain due to the sheer number of Todd Howard's tall tales brought on by his self-evident Napoleon complex deluxe and his manletism-induced proclivity for wearing a wide variety of Todd Howard's high heels in a laughably futile attempt at concealing his eternal status as a diminutively dwarfed runt of a girlishly gnomish sissy manlet boy who would be the belle of the ball in a women's prison. In what is perhaps the most egregiously blatant example of manlet mathematics and guy height in the history of humanity, Tiny Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard hilariously had the childish audacity to publicly declare his height to be 6ft2! Clearly this is complete and utter manlet cope because Todd "Stacked Heels" Howard's actual height is 5ft5. The same height as a 13-year-old girl.

Penny: Lol, did you see the photo of Little Napoleon Howard shamefully standing on his tiptoes at the 2015 Fallout 4 launch event? Veronika: Absolutely mortifying! What's Todd Howard's height? Penny: Tiny Todd stands small at 5ft5 - what a petite, little manlet boy he is! Veronika: Just brutal. Short people got no reason. Penny: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024


roster height

Common term used by athletes that means adding two inches onto true height.

Yoooo Jared said he’s 6 foot
“We all know that’s his roster height he’s only 5’10

by Growupbro January 26, 2024


Ride Height

A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height

Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...

by D3V14T0R August 18, 2024


ride height

The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...

Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher

by D3V14T0R August 18, 2024


height pill

Taking the height pill is referring the realization that one is not tall enough to be considered attractive.

He took the height pill when he realized that he wasn't getting any taller.

by Stalinus March 09, 2025


Slant height

A short person of whom's stature resembles that of a cone

You look like a slant height.

by Chocothunder March 23, 2017


Ledbetter Heights

n. A place, usually in suburbia, that's an over-populated dump. Most small-town apartment buildings can be refered to as such.

"Joe lives out in Ledbetter Heights"

by TransMayernik May 10, 2005