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thursday theory

Thursday Theory is when two individuals decide that they will reveal their love for each other to the world on a particular day, so as to avoid confrontation.

John and Kate decided that they would employ Thursday Theory so as not to make it awkward on the weekend for their friends.

by eedhjeztrherh January 9, 2008

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Theory Of A Deadman

An Alternative Rock band from Canada, that kicks ass

Theory Of A Deadman's new CD Scars & Souvenirs kicks ass

by dani.loves.jordan February 14, 2009

209πŸ‘ 249πŸ‘Ž


Internet Theory

The theory consists of 3 main Sections:
1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the internet, you are a virgin, any attempt to deny it makes you a gay virgin.

2. You have never won a football championship. Similar to S(1), you will never amount to anything, and any attempt at suggesting you have any sort of athletic talent is a complete fallacy, you are a lonely nerd.

3. If you are playing videogames and are older than 18, you're a 'no-life'+(s)1+(s)2. Seriously, it doesn't matter if you're in school to become an engineer, lawyer, neurobiologist etc, if you're playing a videogame at this age, whether it be with your old pals during study week, there's no way you will not be living on the street

1.
*xXxdr4g0npr0xXx has been killed by john_doe*
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: ur s00 g4y fagg0t
john_doe: k
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: i b3t ur a virgin!!!!!

*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)1

2.
david_doe: I'm in such a good mood today, my school just won our regional football tournament today and I got one of the touchdowns!
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol no u didnt ur just a fag who lives in ur room cuz ur a virgin

*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)2

3.
martin_doe: When is someone going to fix the crash to desktop error with that one loading screen...? :(
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: get a better computer u fag
martin_doe: What does this have to do with the quality of my computer?
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: lol ur uneducated rnt uÉÉ
martin_doe: No, I'm actually a 19-year-old English major.
xXxdr4g0npr0xXx: LOL 19 YEARS OLD??? U LIVE IN UR MOMS BASEMENT STILL U VRIGIN FAG?!?! LOLOL LOLUMAD!!!

*A prime example of Internet Theory (S)3

by Matowe March 5, 2009

35πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


color theory

A class that makes you want to gouge your eyes out with the exact-o knife you are using to cut the pieces of smelly-ass color aid paper to glue it together for Szatmary's crappy project idea.

Color theory is the worst class at SCAD.

by Poopy-Scoopa February 2, 2009

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Conspiranet Theory

A type of Conspiracy Theory that states that popular websites (for example: Google, Facebook, Twitter, Chatroulette...) have the ability to steal your personal information, hack into your computer, find where you live, etc. This is often proposed by elderly people, paranoid parents, or friends who are not socially active on the internet. These rarely catch on and the vary from person to person.

Ethan refuses to get a Facebook because he believes in the Conspiranet Theory that Facebook can advertise and sell your personal information.

I haven't touched my computer ever since I heard the Conspiranet Theory that Google knows all about me based on my internet searches.

Bobby's mom won't let him go on websites that require user names to use because she learned of a Conspiranet Theory during her book club meeting.

by JosepBroz April 7, 2010

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


niggerium theory

The understanding through many years of research and study’s that every black person β€œnigger” is an angry racists full of hate therefore making the world less tolerable

JaMall seemed ok and then he started getting angry and loud because there were no bananas left then he slapped Laqueefq and his mama and threatened them. Henceforth the niggerium theory.

by J_ust telling the truth May 22, 2019

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hard on theory

According to hard on theory men were the first to wear clothes.
In prehistoric times the headman would see a guy and think" that guy's got a hard on. He must be thinking about fucking my woman. I will kill him!".
So one day a guy got to thinkink" A lot of guys have been killed for thinking about fucking the headman's woman. How can a stop that from happening to me? I know I will cover up my pecker with animal skin and that way he can't tell when i'm thinking about fucking his woman. I will call it clothes".

Did you know that hard on theory says men were the first to wear clothes?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž