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whack boy

A name awarded to somebody who frequently masturbates. In order to earn this nickname, an individual must masturbate 3 - 5 times daily.

Steve: I just jerked off for the 4th time today. I thought I wasn't gonna finish!

Cliff: You're such a whack boy!

by iluv2jack November 19, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


nerd-whacking

The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.

I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.

by thepurplbanana December 17, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whack Sauce

Something really dumb, terrible, weird, just all out INSANITY!

We have to get this shit done by tomorrow? That's Whack Sauce!

by Elizabeth Smart October 27, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. September 22, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bush Whacking

To hide in the bushes outside a women's home and masturbate to her through the window

D-Tos: Yo eric where you at last night?
ELO: Bush whacking over at MB'S
L-WIL: Damn eric that some fine ass bush whacking

by Eloree123 June 5, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 17, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brazilian Whacked

When a Brazilian employee at Dunkin Donuts screws up your coffee

I got Brazilian Whacked today at Dunks. I ordered a coffee with cream and sugar, they gave me one with milk and NO sugar.

by boiled goose July 6, 2009

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