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Pud Whacking

The art of masterbating.

Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.

Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.

by BonerDaOne January 19, 2018


nerd-whacking

The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.

I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.

by thepurplbanana December 17, 2018


Whack Sauce

Something really dumb, terrible, weird, just all out INSANITY!

We have to get this shit done by tomorrow? That's Whack Sauce!

by Elizabeth Smart October 27, 2003


whack job

Someone who needs to be taken out (whacked) for stupidity. A job waiting to happen that saves humanity from genetic disorder.

Man: Dude, Joe is a real idiot.
Man 2: Yeah he is going to get fired sooner or later for all the stupid insane things he does.
Man and Man 2: What a whack job!

by Todd C. September 22, 2007


Bush Whacking

To hide in the bushes outside a women's home and masturbate to her through the window

D-Tos: Yo eric where you at last night?
ELO: Bush whacking over at MB'S
L-WIL: Damn eric that some fine ass bush whacking

by Eloree123 June 05, 2013


whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 17, 2011


Brazilian Whacked

When a Brazilian employee at Dunkin Donuts screws up your coffee

I got Brazilian Whacked today at Dunks. I ordered a coffee with cream and sugar, they gave me one with milk and NO sugar.

by boiled goose July 06, 2009