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Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.
Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
When you lift a 3 ft midget by the ankles upside down, face fucking her, while walking around Quicken Loans Arena.
Hey Barry, see that midget across the parking lot? I’m gonna chug these beers and then give her The 36 inch push broom before the game starts.
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said of a person's knowledge, intelligence or, in some cases, opinion. put another way, you're saying the person knows a lot about everything, but nothing about a given topic.
"That Sarah Palin sure knows foreign policy!"
"She's all talking points. Her knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep."
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A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.
Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.
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it involves bits of metal and leather belt that you fist the other person with it 6 inches deep any deeper they will bleed out there is the mad max version which is the belt and metal and "the grey" version which
is glass instead of metal Also known as the second cherry popper
man last night I gave a 6 inch knuckle duster to my girlfriend she got sent to the E.R. but it was worth it
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Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative
"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."
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Just what it sounds like. An outrageously beat vagina.
Oh my lord, I was beatin' off to this porno until I noticed that six inch clit slit!
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