iPod generation

Alternative nickname for Generation Z (abbreviated as "Gen Z"), a generation of persons born between 1995-2010 (typically 2009 as a ending birth year).

King Liang, the creator of the Plainrock124 YT channel, is a member of the iPod generation

/r/iPod

a discord server that tech obsessed degenerates join to talk about the iPod franchise by apple inc.
it's unusual community has created many a cat girl and dog boy often leading to self searching about their gender identity and sexual orientation and if they are a furry or not.
the mod team that mods this hell are made up of those who have survived the hell for so long that they gain enough power to ban those who break the rules and act like wankers.

me: dude, did you join /r/iPod?
you: yea i did, why?
me: i pray to whatever deity exists to have mercy on your soul when you die.

iPod Voice

When a man's voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. The typical of voice of many die-hard Apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster

Guy #1: Hey, did you see that video for those Google Glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.

Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.

iPod status

When a song is so good that you MUST have it on your iPod through any means necessary. Even actually paying for it. Can be used with other mp3 players, not just iPods.

Ian: Yo dude, this song has such a high iPod status, check it out!
*Whistle for the Choir by Fratellis comes on*
Tyler: Holy shit this song is superspecialawesome.

ipod mega

A common boombox or stereo. A poor persons I pod.

Randy told us about his new Ipod, but when we showed up at his house we found out it was just an Ipod Mega.

Randy: Yo, come check out my new Ipod!

Dan: Shut up you homo, thats just an Ipod Mega.

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iPod Touch

the #1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch.

iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch

easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.

"hey is that an iphone?"
"nope, just an ipod touch"
"damn ipods..."

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ipod answers

when you don't really want to talk to someone, so you give them short, one or two word answers so the conversation can't continue.coined from the minimalistic design of apple's ipod.

i didn't want to talk to her, so i gave her ipod answers that were as minimalistic as the ipod

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