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an american who will not shut up about being half irish or irish in the blood and/or heart.................and for all you english cunts out there they're not lying. The irish, spanish, italians and africans fucking made america great the english are just arseholes
my grandfather / grandmother/ mother/ father /dog/ is irish so im irish-american cead mile failte guys!!
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A trait of the Irish heritage that causes people of Irish decent to have small unsatisfying penis'
Collin Casey: Dude i cant believe she rejected my D!
Mike: Sucks for you dude, why?
Collin Casey: She said my dick was too small.
Mike: Aw the Irish curse strikes again
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Irish people that are either dark-skinned, or have dark hair. Contrasting to what some people think, it's not AT ALL related to African-Americans. Which means, that Stuart, whatever you are, you're not black, and have no right to say you are. Also
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Also, very dark Irish Creme-flavored coffee.
WARNING: THIS EXAMPLE IS A REAL CONVERSATION.
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Stuart: "Actually Dom, I am part black."
Dom: "No you're not. You are part retarded."
Stuart: "No seriously! My grandpa is black Irish."
Dom: "Okay. But how did Africans get to Ireland? My people sure as hell didn't swim there. If we won't get in a bath tub, we sure as hell won't jump in an ocean."
Stuart: "I'm not sure, but either way, I'm part African-American."
Dom: "Whatever, your skin looks like paper, and your hair isn't even as dark as my skin. Bye Stuart...but watch what you say since you're 'black'. I'll still kick your ass if you say it."
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"Coffee today, ma'm?"
"Sure, black Irish, please."
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In an emergency situation when a guy pops a boner, tuck it up into the waist band of your pants to avaoid making it obvious that you can't control yourself.
"My sister bent over and her tit fell out so I had to pull and Irish Tuck so she wouldn't know I was a perv and checking out my sister." -Dave
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When you use the sauna and drink 20 pints of Guinness, so that you are drunk as hell when you come out. You a\may also start speaking Finnish with an Irish accent.
Vittu saatana perkele, I just had an irish sauna! RAWWWWWWWRR AAAAAGGGH!
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When a curly haired person slips from a skateboard.
Hey Kevin what happened?
I had an Irish fall Shank and broke my hand
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The act of one wearing jeans with no underwear on.
There wasn't any underwear in my drawer, so I had to pull an Irish Miner to go walk down to Roy Rogers.
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